SMS 1
If u read this,I;m CUTE,
If u Save This,I’m VERY CUTE
If u Forward This,U’re telling people that I’m CUTE,
If u delete this,U’re jelous Coz I’m Sooo CUTE..Hahaha
SMS 2
Ada Kasih,mungkin tersisih
Ada Rindu mungkin terganggu,
Ada Cinta,Mungkin derita
Ada hati,mingkin mati
Ada daki...pergilah mandi!
SMS 3
Tipah Menulis surat utk meminta Break ngan boipren Omputeh dia. Isi kandungan surat tu:
The Motiv I write this letter is to cut connection us.I saw u play wood 3 in front of my eye.I know that u are Crocodile land...I have think cook-cook.I don’t want banana to fruit two times.I don’t want you to play2 with my liver again...Until here our connection...safe walk...
SMS 4
Busy Ker?Sori ganggu.Nak pi Pulau Sipadan tak?3 hari 2 malam tak payah bayar...Offer untuk member2 jer..!Jomlah..bukan senang nak dapat!Untuk maklumat lanjut..sila layari laman web http://www.banyakchantikmukako.com.my/
SMS 5
One day,U will be surprised to see….
Me Beside You
You and me Laughing
You and Me Crying
You and Me Dreaming..
You and Me Holding on….FOREVER…JUST U and Me….in
MENTAL HOSPITAL…haha
SMS 6
Janji Ya..kita sahabat sejati..aku rumah,kamu atapnya..
Aku daun,kamu bunganya;aku envelope,Kamu Kertasnya,
Aku tarzan,kamu monyetnya!Janji ya Nyet?
SMS 7
Anak itik naik beskal,
Naik beskal pun kena tol...
Apa kelas bagi miscall..
Kalo berani Call la betol2...Cheh!
Labels: Funny